Old but true ..
I always wondered " WHY THE HELL DID WE START FEELING SLEEPY THE VERY MOMENT I REACH OFFICE…??? "
I always wondered " WHY THE HELL DID WE START FEELING SLEEPY THE VERY MOMENT I REACH OFFICE…??? "
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Really AWESOME….
Copy the following in notepad and go to format and change font size to 2 and Font to "Lucida Console". And disable ‘word wrap’
Must try!!
Must try!!
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Monday, July 18, 2011
TaTa - Bye Bye - A Letter of Resignation
A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject – “TaTa – Bye Bye”. With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-
Dear Sir,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I am sorry but I had no choice.
The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway.
I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and “big heart”.
I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City.
Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me. Last but not the least. I also have the Rs 12000 entrusted to me by our company’s cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.
Don’t worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for the new company. Someday I’m sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.
Your faithful employee,
S. W. Engineer
At the bottom of the page were the letters “PS”. Hands still trembling, the Boss read:
PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I’m am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my “Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal” attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this.
My respect and Best Regards to you!
Dear Sir,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I am sorry but I had no choice.
The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway.
I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and “big heart”.
I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City.
Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me. Last but not the least. I also have the Rs 12000 entrusted to me by our company’s cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.
Don’t worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for the new company. Someday I’m sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.
Your faithful employee,
S. W. Engineer
At the bottom of the page were the letters “PS”. Hands still trembling, the Boss read:
PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I’m am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my “Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal” attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this.
My respect and Best Regards to you!
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Want to be IAS..........read this............
You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And
because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got
child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has
got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole
body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps
attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment]
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed
milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind
generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his
other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making
flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the
mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking
and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This
is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled
to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity
forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like
similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is
done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon
he gives hit with it.
The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not
crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he
shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the
cow.......
Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And
because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got
child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has
got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole
body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps
attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment]
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed
milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind
generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his
other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making
flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the
mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking
and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This
is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled
to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity
forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like
similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is
done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon
he gives hit with it.
The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not
crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he
shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the
cow.......
Management lesson!!!!!
Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.
Excellent article on cancer
AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY AND ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY .
Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins :
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.
2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.
3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumours.
4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.
5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.
6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.
7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.
8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.
9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.
10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.
11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.
Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins :
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.
2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.
3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumours.
4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.
5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.
6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.
7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.
8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.
9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.
10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.
11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.
Saturday, June 4, 2011
A real history lesson.........!! very very interesting
History Mystery
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
Sunday, May 29, 2011
English Is A Phunny Language
English Is A Phunny Language
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Principal to student... : " Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)
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Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America..."
(hmmm...interesting)
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)
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Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training)
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Principal to student... : " Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)
_____________________________
Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America..."
(hmmm...interesting)
_____________________________
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)
_____________________________
Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training)
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Tintumon - Funny............................. :)
Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.
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Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Dad: For sure!
Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.
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Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Dad: For sure!
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
A.R.Rahaman will be working with Yash Chopra!!!
I am a hard core A.R.Rahman fan and I have loved Yash Chopra’s films. It was my dream that both of them work together sometime and when I heard about that I was more than delighted… It will be the first time that the Oscar winning composer will be lending tunes to a Yash Chopra film in his career spanning 20 years. Music has always been integral part of Yash Chopra films, he has always inspired his music composers to deliver memorable music…now he will be working with one of the greatest music directors in the world ever.
And no prizes for guessing who will be the hero in this movie…of course it will be Shah Rukh Khan as it has always been from last two decades.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
TO ALL MY LAWYER RELATIVES, FRIENDS AND OTHERS...
These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
This is truly amazing & very touching.............
Here his wife is injured and the condition is fatal. She was hit by a car as she swooped low across the road.
Here he brought her food and attended to her with love and compassion.
He brought her food again but was shocked to find her dead. He tried to move her....a rarely-seen effort for
A brilliant interview ...good fun...
Some, rather most organizations reject his CV today because he has changed jobs frequently (10 in 14 years). My friend, the ˜job hopper™ (referred here as Mr. JH), does not mind it. well he does not need to mind it at all. Having worked full-time with 10 employer companies in just 14 years gives Mr. JH the relaxing edge that most of the ˜company loyal™ employees are struggling for today. Today, Mr. JH too is laid off like some other 14-15 year experienced guys “ the difference being the latter have just worked in 2-3 organizations in the same number of years. Here are the excerpts of an interview with Mr. JH:
Q: Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years?
A: To get financially sound and stable before getting laid off the second time.
Q: So you knew you would be laid off in the year 2009?
Q: Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years?
A: To get financially sound and stable before getting laid off the second time.
Q: So you knew you would be laid off in the year 2009?
Chicken Cheese Spaghetti
Ingredients: Spaghetti: 250 gm| Cream: 150 ml| Chicken: 80 gm| Parmesan: 100 gm| Salt to taste| Pepper to taste| Parsley: 10 gm| Garlic: 5 gm.
Method: Blanch the spaghetti pasta to an al-dente.| In a pan, take some garlic and sauté it till it
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Animals In News
Forgot to mention subject, while writing an official mail and feel bad later???????
Yes…. It’s a concern for all…. A mail without a subject brings a bad impression on us.
To avoid this, Just follow the simple steps mentioned below and see the result.
Here below are the steps: -
1. Open your outlook
2. Press Alt+F11. This opens the Visual Basic editor
To avoid this, Just follow the simple steps mentioned below and see the result.
Here below are the steps: -
1. Open your outlook
2. Press Alt+F11. This opens the Visual Basic editor
Friday, May 13, 2011
Rajni at his best .....Mind It......
When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is
“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is
“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Thai Green Chicken Curry
Ingredients: Thai Green Chicken Curry paste: 20gm| Chicken breast” 250 gm| Turmeric powder: 5 gm| Palm sugar: 20 gm| White sugar: 10 gm| Coconut cream: 400 ml| Salt to taste| Fish sauce: 2 tbsp| Thai
Friday, May 6, 2011
A SMILE IS AN INEXPENSIVE WAY TO CHANGE YOUR LOOKS. SHARING SOME FAMOUS QUOTES ON SMILE…..
Anonymous: A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home.
Max Eastman: A smile is the universal welcome.
William Arthur Ward: A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
John Ray: Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
Thich Nhat Hanh: Because of your smile, you make life more beautiful.
Jim Beggs: Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Mae West: Don't cry for a man who has left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
Mother Teresa: Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
Max Eastman: A smile is the universal welcome.
William Arthur Ward: A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
John Ray: Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
Thich Nhat Hanh: Because of your smile, you make life more beautiful.
Jim Beggs: Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Mae West: Don't cry for a man who has left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
Mother Teresa: Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
* I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Cheque books.
* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
* What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
* My wife thinks “freedom of the press” means no-iron clothes.
* What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
* What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
* My wife thinks “freedom of the press” means no-iron clothes.
* What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Mushroom Pasta
Ingredients: Penne pasta(uncooked): 60 gm| Olive oil: 40 ml| Chopped red onion: 20 gm| Chopped garlic: 10 gm| Crushed red pepper: 5 gm|White mushroom (sliced): 100 gm| Tomato sauce: 30 gm| Black olives: 20 gm| Chopped drained capers: 3 tps| Salt: 1 tsp| Grated parmesan cheese: 30 gm
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Chikoo Ice Cream
Ingredients: Milk: 800ml| Chikoo-fully ripened: 300 gm| Corn starch: 1 tbsp| Sugar: 80 gm| Full cream: 200 ml| Condensed milk: 2 tbsp.
Method: Wash Chikoo, peel and then mash well; keep aside. Combine corn starch in 100 ml milk,
Friday, April 29, 2011
GIVE IT A THOUGHT!!!!!!!
Forgiving or punishing
the terrorists
is left to God.
But,
fixing their appointment
with God
is our responsibility - Indian Army
Scroll down....
Updated statement for this in SOFTWARE INDUSTRY........
the terrorists
is left to God.
But,
fixing their appointment
with God
is our responsibility - Indian Army
Scroll down....
Updated statement for this in SOFTWARE INDUSTRY........
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Wipro chairman Mr. Azim prem ji's comment on reservation
I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an SC/ST/OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a SC/ST/OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An SC/ST/OBC player scoring
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
An Important Issue!
Indian government approves 200% MPs’ salary hike , Still some MP's are unhappy.
Now , MP's take home salary is Rs 45 lakh per anum + other allowances.
TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : Rs.60,95,000
Now , MP's take home salary is Rs 45 lakh per anum + other allowances.
TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : Rs.60,95,000
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Women like men with feminine faces
Women find men with feminine faces more attractive, claims a new study. Psychologist at Princeton universities found that most women prefer men with more feminine faces and darker skin.
But the study found that men typically like women's faces to be feminine with plump lips and wide eyes.
But the study found that men typically like women's faces to be feminine with plump lips and wide eyes.
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Butter Chicken
Ingredients: Chicken (skinned, boned and diced): 1 kg| Curd: 150 ml| Almonds (crushed): 50 gm| Cinnamon (crushed): ¼ tsp| Cloves (crushed): ¼ tps| Bay leaves (crushed): ¼ tsp| Green cardamom: 4| Ginger pup: 1 tsp| Garlic pulp: 1 tsp| Tomatoes (chopped): 400 gm| Onions (chopped): 2| Fresh coriander (chopped): 2 tbsp| Fresh cream: 4 tbsp| Chilli powder: 1 ½ tsp| Garam masala powder: 1 tsp| Corn oil: 1 tbsp| Butter: 75 gm| Salt to taste.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Chicken Salad
Ingredients: Chicken breasts: 2| finely chopped red Onion: 3 tbsp|finely chopped celery: 2 tbsp| large egg, hard boiled and chopped: 1| dill pickle relish: 1 tbsp| mayonnaise: ½ cup| salt: ¼ tbsp.| freshly ground black pepper: 1/8 tbsp.
Painless Wax!
The age-old Brazilian wax gets a new spin! Instead of using strips, the wax is peeled off. And the result is that it's almost painless!
However, the latest and most effective technique of hair removal is the use laser technique. It is an laternative to waxing, shaving, creams and electrolysis.
However, the latest and most effective technique of hair removal is the use laser technique. It is an laternative to waxing, shaving, creams and electrolysis.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Hunan Chicken
Ingredients: Diced chicken: 250 gm |Sliced ginger: 5 gm| Sliced garlic: 5 gm| Sliced red chilly: 5 gm| Sliced onion: 5 gm| Spring onion: 10gm|Chicken broth: 5 gm
Chinese Preserved Vegetable: 3 gm| Chicken marinade sauce: 5 ml |Water: 20 ml
Method: Deep fry the diced chicken in oil and keep aside.
Secret of long & healthy Life
Sadhguru says we should have only two meals a day after the age 30 and should avoid eating dinner to have a healthy life. This is very true. World's oldest man, Walter Bruening, who died recently of natural death at the age of 114 was having only two meals a day from past 35 years "I think you should push back from the table when you're still hungry. You get in habit of not eating at night, and you realize how good you feel" he said.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
Insane
FBI kept searching for Hitler for 30 years after his death by thinking that his suicide is fake and Hitler would be hiding in Argentina or New York!!!!!
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Reshmi Kebab
Ingredients: Chicken breast: 2 | Ginger garlic paste: 10 gm |Lemon juice: 2 tbsp | Hung curd: 200gm Saffron: 5 strands | Gram flour (roasted): 10 gm | Green chilli paste: 5 gm | Mustard oil: 50 ml | Jeera powder: 5 gm | Garam masala powder: 3 gm | Cardamom powder: 2 gm | Kasoori methi: 5 gm | Chaat masala: 5 gm | Black salt: 3 gm | Eggs: 2
Method: Wash the chicken breast and cut into morsels. Apply ginger garlic paste and lemon juice. Leave it aside for an hour.
Friday, April 8, 2011
Astrology
My Sun-Mercury dasha (period) is going on. Which is really bad for me....Please let me know remedies for the same.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Anna Hazare
1. Who is Anna Hazare? An ex-army man. Fought 1965 Indo-Pak War
2. What's so special about him?
He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in Ahamad Nagar district, Maharashtra
3. So what?
This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is produced in the village itself from solar power, biofuel and wind mills.
In 1975, it used to be a poverty clad village. Now it is one of the richest village in India. It has become a model for self-sustained, eco-friendly & harmonic village.
4. Ok,...?
This guy, Anna Hazare was awarded Padma Bhushan and is a known figure for his social activities.
5. Really, what is he fighting for?
He is supporting a cause, the amendment of a law to curb corruption in India.
6. How that can be possible?
He is advocating for a Bil, The Lok Pal Bill (The Citizen Ombudsman Bill), that will form an autonomous authority who will make politicians (ministers), beurocrats (IAS/IPS) accountable for their deeds.
8. It's an entirely new thing right..?
In 1972, the bill was proposed by then Law minister Mr. Shanti Bhushan. Since then it has been neglected by the politicians and some are trying to change the bill to suit thier theft (corruption).
7. Oh.. He is going on a hunger strike for that whole thing of passing a Bill ! How can that be possible in such a short span of time?
The first thing he is asking for is: the government should come forward and announce that the bill is going to be passed.
Next, they make a joint committee to DRAFT the LOK PAL BILL. 50% goverment participation and 50% public participation. Because you cant trust the government entirely for making such a bill which does not suit them.
8. Fine, What will happen when this bill is passed?
A LokPal will be appointed at the centre. He will have an autonomous charge, say like the Election Commission of India. In each and every state, Lokayukta will be appointed. The job is to bring all alleged party to trial in case of corruptions within 1 year. Within 2 years, the guilty will be punished. Not like, Bofors scam or Bhopal Gas Tragedy case, that has been going for last 25 years without any result.
9. Is he alone? Whoelse is there in the fight with Anna Hazare?
Baba Ramdev, Ex. IPS Kiran Bedi, Social Activist Swami Agnivesh, RTI activist Arvind Kejriwal and many more.
Prominent personalities like Aamir Khan is supporting his cause.
10. Ok, got it. What can I do?
At least we can spread the message. How?
Putting status message, links, video, changing profile pics.
At least we can support Anna Hazare and the cause for uprooting corruption from India.
At least we can hope that his Hunger Strike does not go in vain.
At least we can pray for his good health.
2. What's so special about him?
He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in Ahamad Nagar district, Maharashtra
3. So what?
This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is produced in the village itself from solar power, biofuel and wind mills.
In 1975, it used to be a poverty clad village. Now it is one of the richest village in India. It has become a model for self-sustained, eco-friendly & harmonic village.
4. Ok,...?
This guy, Anna Hazare was awarded Padma Bhushan and is a known figure for his social activities.
5. Really, what is he fighting for?
He is supporting a cause, the amendment of a law to curb corruption in India.
6. How that can be possible?
He is advocating for a Bil, The Lok Pal Bill (The Citizen Ombudsman Bill), that will form an autonomous authority who will make politicians (ministers), beurocrats (IAS/IPS) accountable for their deeds.
8. It's an entirely new thing right..?
In 1972, the bill was proposed by then Law minister Mr. Shanti Bhushan. Since then it has been neglected by the politicians and some are trying to change the bill to suit thier theft (corruption).
7. Oh.. He is going on a hunger strike for that whole thing of passing a Bill ! How can that be possible in such a short span of time?
The first thing he is asking for is: the government should come forward and announce that the bill is going to be passed.
Next, they make a joint committee to DRAFT the LOK PAL BILL. 50% goverment participation and 50% public participation. Because you cant trust the government entirely for making such a bill which does not suit them.
8. Fine, What will happen when this bill is passed?
A LokPal will be appointed at the centre. He will have an autonomous charge, say like the Election Commission of India. In each and every state, Lokayukta will be appointed. The job is to bring all alleged party to trial in case of corruptions within 1 year. Within 2 years, the guilty will be punished. Not like, Bofors scam or Bhopal Gas Tragedy case, that has been going for last 25 years without any result.
9. Is he alone? Whoelse is there in the fight with Anna Hazare?
Baba Ramdev, Ex. IPS Kiran Bedi, Social Activist Swami Agnivesh, RTI activist Arvind Kejriwal and many more.
Prominent personalities like Aamir Khan is supporting his cause.
10. Ok, got it. What can I do?
At least we can spread the message. How?
Putting status message, links, video, changing profile pics.
At least we can support Anna Hazare and the cause for uprooting corruption from India.
At least we can hope that his Hunger Strike does not go in vain.
At least we can pray for his good health.
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