English Is A Phunny Language

                                                          English Is A Phunny Language
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Principal to student... : " Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)
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Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America..."
(hmmm...interesting)
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)
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Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training)

How to fail a test with dignity

How to fail a test with dignity:

Tintumon - Funny.....​..........​..........​.... :)

Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger?

Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.

Dad: How does that satisfy you?

Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.
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Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?

Tintumon: No.

Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.

Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?

Dad: For sure!

Spectrum Raja's House...wow!!

                It time now,  we (Indians) should start non-cooperation movement for paying taxes

                      Think Before You Vote!!  Pictures of Raja's House (a.k.a. Spectrum Raja)  

                             

A.R.Rahaman will be working with Yash Chopra!!!

I am a hard core A.R.Rahman fan and I have loved Yash Chopra’s films. It was my dream that both of them work together sometime and when I heard about that I was more than delighted… It will be the first time that the Oscar winning composer will be lending tunes to a Yash Chopra film in his career spanning 20 years. Music has always been integral part of Yash Chopra films, he has always inspired his music composers to deliver memorable music…now he will be working with one of the greatest music directors in the world ever.

 And no prizes for guessing who will be the hero in this movie…of course it will be Shah Rukh Khan as it has always been from last two decades.

Here's A Somewhat Whacky Take on Things...

TO ALL MY LAWYER RELATIVES, FRIENDS AND OTHERS...

These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS:  Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS:  I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS:  We both do.

A nice story...!!!!!

This is truly amazing & very touching.............

Here his wife is injured and the condition is fatal. She was hit by a car as she swooped low across the road.

                           Here he brought her food and attended to her with love and compassion.

He brought her food again but was shocked to find her dead. He tried to move her....a rarely-seen effort for

The Black Hole...

A brilliant interview ...good fun...

Some, rather most organizations reject his CV today because he has changed jobs frequently (10 in 14 years). My friend, the ˜job hopper™ (referred here as Mr. JH), does not mind it. well he does not need to mind it at all. Having worked full-time with 10 employer companies in just 14 years gives Mr. JH the relaxing edge that most of the ˜company loyal™ employees are struggling for today. Today, Mr. JH too is laid off like some other 14-15 year experienced guys “ the difference being the latter have just worked in 2-3 organizations in the same number of years. Here are the excerpts of an interview with Mr. JH:

Q: Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years?
A: To get financially sound and stable before getting laid off the second time.

Q: So you knew you would be laid off in the year 2009?

Chicken Cheese Spaghetti

Ingredients:  Spaghetti: 250 gm| Cream: 150 ml| Chicken: 80 gm| Parmesan: 100 gm| Salt to taste| Pepper to taste| Parsley: 10 gm| Garlic: 5 gm.

Method: Blanch the spaghetti pasta to an al-dente.| In a pan, take some garlic and sauté it till it

Animals In News

A tiger named Diamond enjoys an ice cream as zoo keepers try to keep him cool in sweltering temperature at the Isle of Wight Zoo

A zebra yawns at the zoo in the southern German city of Heidelberg.

Funny Pics

Forgot to mention subject, while writing an official mail and feel bad later???????

Yes…. It’s a concern for all…. A mail without a subject brings a bad impression on us.

To avoid this, Just follow the simple steps mentioned below and see the result.

 Here below are the steps: -
1. Open your outlook
2. Press Alt+F11. This opens the Visual Basic editor

Rajni at his best .....Mind It......

When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!

Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is
“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.

Finally A Book On Understanding Women

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Thai Green Chicken Curry

Ingredients:  Thai Green Chicken Curry paste: 20gm| Chicken breast” 250 gm| Turmeric powder: 5 gm| Palm sugar: 20 gm| White sugar: 10 gm| Coconut cream: 400 ml| Salt to taste| Fish sauce: 2 tbsp| Thai

A SMILE IS AN INEXPENSIVE WAY TO CHANGE YOUR LOOKS. SHARING SOME FAMOUS QUOTES ON SMILE…..

Anonymous: A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home.
Max Eastman: A smile is the universal welcome.
William Arthur Ward: A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
John Ray: Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
Thich Nhat Hanh: Because of your smile, you make life more beautiful.
Jim Beggs: Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Mae West: Don't cry for a man who has left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
Mother Teresa: Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

*  I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Cheque books.

 *   The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.

 *   What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

 *   My wife thinks “freedom of the press” means no-iron clothes.

 *   What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Mushroom Pasta

Ingredients:  Penne pasta(uncooked): 60 gm| Olive oil: 40 ml| Chopped red onion: 20 gm| Chopped garlic: 10 gm| Crushed red pepper: 5 gm|White mushroom (sliced): 100 gm| Tomato sauce: 30 gm| Black olives: 20 gm| Chopped drained capers: 3 tps| Salt: 1 tsp| Grated parmesan cheese: 30 gm